Either he was really really fucked up or he’s just a massive fucking wanker. Both theories had an A-Z of evidence on the night. What was this bit of vandalism about? Was he making a statement? Making something better? Doing something he believed in? Was it fun? There were so many beautiful and friendly women at that party, was there no more interesting way to get turned on?

Now maybe he woke up ashamed and maybe he will take this to heart. Perhaps, it was just one of those things. But the idiot also pulled a knife on a guy that night. We all know things can be dangerous at a party, but erm, please, next time GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. Try someplace where you aren’t the only one with a knife and maybe you’ll get just that thing you were missing.

This isn’t a music video. Cologne is a lovely city. It’s a relatively safe city. There’s no need to be a violent prick. Whatever issues you got, find another way to deal with them. I don’t get that, you know, those people who think that if they copy the Snoop video, or show they know the Game, well I don’t know what they think, but I don’t get it. These people are morons, no, not Snoop and the Game, the millions of suckers out there pretending to be something they’re not and not making a lifelong losing career of it. I wouldn’t really care, if life didn’t oblige us to share the planet with such people and therefore suffer the violent lack of brain cells and compassion that can be exhibited.

Wait … he’s right … we don’t know him, we don’t know shit about his character or his life or anything … we just know he did something every good vandal would kick his ass for.

What should we do about this? How can we get Morcky his money? We can’t get his work back. The truth is, the only roads to take towards that are ugly. You could call the cops or meet violence with violence. Neither are options any one of us encourage. No interest in screwing up a person’s life, even if they’re screwed up enough not to care when they do it to others. No interest in involving the police in any of our affairs. No interest in useless violence or collateral damage.

Still – there are so many suckers out there like this, and I sort of hope that maybe if you tell them how off point they are, they might at least ask themselves if you are right before doing that dumb stale shit again.

Respect.